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February 2, 2007

(Silent) Poetry Reading

From Grace's Poppies:


When a Woman Loves a Man
by David Lehman

When she says margarita she means daiquiri
When she says quixotic she means mercurial.
And when she says, "I'll never speak to you again,"
she means, "Put your arms around me from behind
as I stand disconsolate at the window."

He's supposed to know that.

When a man loves a woman he is in New York and she is in Virginia
or he is in Boston, writing, and she is in New York, reading,
or she is wearing a sweater and sunglasses in Balboa Park and he
is raking leaves in Ithaca
or he is driving to East Hampton and she is standing disconsolate
at the window overlooking the bay
where a regatta of many-colored sails is going on
while he is stuck in traffic on the Long Island Expressway.


When a woman loves a man it is one ten in the morning
she is asleep he is watching the ball scores and eating pretzels
drinking lemonade
and two hours later he wakes up and staggers into bed
where she remains asleep and very warm.

When she says tomorrow she means in three or four weeks.
When she says, "We're talking about me now,"
he stops talking. Her best friend comes over and says,
"Did somebody die?"

When a woman loves a man, they have gone
to swim naked in the stream
on a glorious July day
with the sound of the waterfall like a chuckle
of water rushing over smooth rocks,
and there is nothing alien in the universe.

Ripe apples fall about them.
What else can they do but eat?

When he says, "Ours is a transitional era,"
"that's very original of you," she replies,
dry as the martini he is sipping.

They fight all the time
It's fun
What do I owe you?
Let's start with an apology
Ok, I'm sorry, you dickhead.
A sign is held up saying "Laughter."
It's a silent picture.
"I've been fucked without a kiss," she says,
"and you can quote me on that,"
which sounds great in an English accent.

One year they broke up seven times and threatened to do it
another nine times.

When a woman loves a man, she wants him to meet her at the
airport in a foreign country with a jeep.
When a man loves a woman he's there. He doesn't complain that
she's two hours late
and there's nothing in the refrigerator.

When a woman loves a man, she wants to stay awake.
She's like a child crying
at nightfall because she didn't want the day to end.

When a man loves a woman, he watches her sleep, thinking:
as midnight to the moon is sleep to the beloved.
A thousand fireflies wink at him.
The frogs sound like the string section
of the orchestra warming up.
The stars dangle down like earrings the shape of grapes.

February 6, 2007

The Things Money Can't Buy

Corridale Pencil Roving in Inspiration: $16.00

Superwash Merino Roving in Ain't No Moutain High Enough: $17.00

Schacht Matchless Double Treadle Spinning Wheel: $899.00 (though if you shop around, you can do better)!

No one home but me, the sun shining through the window, Bach on the stereo: Priceless

February 12, 2007

Ain't No Sunshine

Oy! Another Monday. The weekend was dreary! Long and dreary when trapped in the house by the weather. I did knit, on two different pairs of socks, and I spun some more of the superwash merino. But the sun didn't even peep out long enough to take a decent photo.

I thought I would instead share with you six weird things about me. I've seen this list posted on several of the blogs I frequent, and not only do I find it fascinating to get a glimpse of the more personal aspects of peoples lives, but I think it's very interesting to turn that voyeurism on ourselves.

It's interesting, too, to find out if what I consider a weird thing is as weird as I think it is. Feel free to tell me what you think.

1. I brush my teeth in the shower. If I get out of the shower without brushing my teeth, I don't feel clean. Doesn't matter if I do it immediately after I get out. I still don't feel as clean as I do when I brush them in the shower.

2. I cannot stand the smell of food after I have eaten. It will make me nauseous. For this reason, I will rarely linger at a table unless the plates are cleared, and I will wash my hands immediately after getting up from the table or before leaving the restaurant.

3. I don't drink when I eat. I usually won't even have a drink by me at home. In a restaurant I order water, eat my meal, then drink the water. I almost never finish the glass and it's very uncommon for me to need a refill.

4. I have a hang-up about tails. Yarn and thread tails, I mean. I have frequently pulled out a cast-on and redone it if the tail is too long. I'm the same way about cross-stitch thread. When I finish a set of stitches in a particular color, if there is enough thread left for even just two or three stitches, I will carefully wind it back on the bobbin and save it.

5. I don't like turning across two lanes of traffic. It is not uncommon for me to plan a trip of multiple stops so that I can make only right turns.

6. I am a researcher. Of everything. Five years ago, when I got my first and only tattoo, I read everything I could on the process, printed out a six page report and read it on the way to Texas with my friends (Oklahoma being the last state in the country to legalize permanent body inking, which only happened November of last year, btw, we had to drive three hours to get a legal tattoo)!

February 20, 2007

The Postman Rang Twice

Warning! Germ laden post ahead!

I have the plague! Or the San Joachin Valley fever (COCCIDIOIDOMYCOSIS for you medical types)! Or maybe its just bronchitis. But anyone who feels this bad should be able to garner all the sympathy they can. And packages feel like sympathy! So, though I may be coughing up a lung every two minutes, I'm happy! (In addition to being a bit loopy on the cough meds I'm taking)!

Renee over at A Good Yarn is my Special Swap partner. (Lynne of I Was Knit Together hosts the Special Swap, and the theme is Hearts and Roses in honor of Valentine's Day). And Renee is special indeed. It's more than obvious that she gave a lot of thought to putting together my package, and she couldn't have done a more perfect job.


Renee included two balls of RYC Cashsoft 4ply in Poppy with a pattern from Fiber Trends called Falling In Love Scarf. Rose Petal Tea from The Republic of Tea. A rose scented candle in a valentine votive holder. Pink heart stamped tissues. A mini pail of chocolate hearts (be still my heart)! Pink heart soaps with a hand knit heart embossed facial cloth. Rose scented body lotion. And the pièce de résistance? Vesper Sock Yarn in Ramblin Rose! (Squeee)!! Woman, you know how to rock a theme!! And if you like the package you get from me half as much as I like mine, you will be one happy camper. Thank you soooooo much!

And in the same vein (heh), Keri of Knitty Gritty Thoughts sent me the Love Issue of the Knit.1 magazine (as a reward for posting a cheerful comment on a recently trying day).

There are several cute patterns in this mag, but the one that really caught my attention was heartfelt.


This is so wrong, and yet so right on so many levels!


I am so going to make this little pillow. It appeals to me for several reasons. As one of the above mentioned medical types, it tickles my frequently irreverent funny bone. And because the comforter and curtains in my bedroom have been a classic rose pattern for years and years (and not likely to change anytime soon), I think it will be just twee (gold star for me Amanda! I used it in a sentence)!

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